if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man
Use this one mom
plz Bring Vodka to Apt. 1310
Oh my god
There’s a Doctor Who star
and a Supernatural star
Sherlock fandom, we’re waiting…
god damnit anderson,do you even try?
my dad tried to use my sister’s hello kitty shampoo in the shower and he just screamed “hello kitty more like hello sHITTY”
not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes
The Hunger Games:
Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.
Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.
Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
I TRIED TO PICK A SHOE UP BUT IT WAS HEAVY FOR SOME REASON AND THEN I NOTICED
I’M WEARING THE FUCKING SHOE
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE